So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
