C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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