you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
