My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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