the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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