You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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