gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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