is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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