do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I can't turn off my feet"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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