end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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