guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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