My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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