Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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