And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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