All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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