That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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