We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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