the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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