playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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