I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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