if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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