Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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