How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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