when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
