Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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