I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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