He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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