why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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