She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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