Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
false alarm. still invincible.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
