I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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