you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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