I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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