my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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