It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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