the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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