But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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