...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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