I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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