maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The ass gains better be worth it
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