Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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