I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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