ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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