it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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