Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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