Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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