Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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