Ambien. No doubt about it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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