Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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