Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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