ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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