Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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