fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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