GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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